I get asked the same bullshit questions over and over so I’ve compiled the most redundant questions and answered them once and FOR ALL motherfuckers!!!!!!

Q). What’s up?

A). The fucking sky!

Q). What’s new?/What are you working on?

A). Use the fucking website!

Q). Do you want to hang out sometime?

A). Fuck NO!

Q). Have you ever thought about ___________________ or _________________?

A). If I ever need your FUCKING opinions, I’ll give them to you.

Q). You seem like a nice guy, but what’s up with the profanities?

A). Thank you!

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