I went to the ATM at my local BoA bank today to make a deposit via ATM. F those long ass lines. I’m way too cool for that. Maybe after this incident, I’ll have to think twice about being “cool”. Anyway, I inserted the cash and the ATM just took (ROBBED!) my money and said “Thank you! Good bye.” I stood there for a few minutes waiting for my receipt and for the transaction to actually be completed, but that did not happen at all. To make a long story short, I stood by or next to (to block incomers) the ATM for 55 minutes on the phone waiting for customer service and when an “associate” finally came on, she said I’m going to have to wait 45 days for my money, and then she slammed the phone good bye!

You’re welcome BANK OF AMERICA. Welcome for what? My Effin tax money, that’s what. And you still robbed me.

“Someday I’m going to start my own venture.” – Voted most overused phrase by people who never actually follow through with their plans. Pathetic? Very. I listen to people say stuff like that everyday, and I laugh in my mind at how silly they sound. The reason they sound silly is not because they want to start their own company/business, it’s because they said the exact thing last year, and the year before. These people are known as Planners, not Executors. And a serial entrepreneur like myself, the whole “plan but never execute” is not a concept I believe in at all.

To close, SHUT UP! AND JUST F&*KING DO IT ALREADY!

Apart from the wacky hair and bad suit, I want to take this opportunity to let you guys know that S.S.A.D (SIMPLEROBB SHIPPING AND DISTRIBUTIONS – A COURIER SERVICE) is now fully operational in the Rosedale, New York area. Feel free to head on over the website for more details.

As of right now, it’s only a concept. Let me know what you guys think so I can make a few changes right away. Feel free to flood my inbox.

My goal for today is to skate to Green Acres and back. Just Kidding. The last thing I want is emails, work, and etc piling up. That would be fun though. Someday. Someday.