THE EASIEST WAYS TO TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF!

1). By not returning my emails/text messages in a timely fashion (if you consider a day or more timely then you need flava flav's clock).

2). Lying about not receiving my email(s) and/or text message(s).

3). Replying with a "so what?" attitude.

4). Calling me anything but my real name.

5). Fucking up my last name. It's four letters; R O B B.

One final note; I love to return favors, so if you tell me to go fuck myself, what do you think I'm going to say to you?