I FUCKING HATE "WHAT'S UP?" CONVERSATIONS

.....because they're mostly bullshit, time consuming conversations. Just get to it, please!

YOU: What's up?

ME: *sighs* BAU!

YOU: Cool! Cool! So whatcha doing?

ME: (here we fucking go!) Business......as usual!

YOU: Oh! Ok! So what's new?

ME: (you got to be fucking kidding me) Not this conversation. Catch you later!

Let me reiterate it for you; get right to the fucking point or fuck off!!!!!