.....because they're mostly bullshit, time consuming conversations. Just get to it, please!
YOU: What's up?
ME: *sighs* BAU!
YOU: Cool! Cool! So whatcha doing?
ME: (here we fucking go!) Business......as usual!
YOU: Oh! Ok! So what's new?
ME: (you got to be fucking kidding me) Not this conversation. Catch you later!
Let me reiterate it for you; get right to the fucking point or fuck off!!!!!